Sunday, November 18, 2007

COMICtaries #1

The News Is a Joke
by Mutwasze

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez threatened to raise oil prices if the United States attacks his country or Iran. There's also suspicion he would raise cocaine prices.

Federal lawmakers want to know if California State officials lied about the deployment of their resources during the recent blaze that hit the state? As if to prove the point--State officials had no response.

Colombian writer, Gabriel Garcia Marquez's book about a 90-year-old man's love affair with a 14-year-old prostitute, was banned in Iran, Saturday. The book was getting more than just hopes up--receiving rave reviews and reviving old penises.

Wilfredo Vasquez, an Immigration Agent has been charged with raping a female detainee from Jamaica. Apparently, he doesn't know the difference between crossing the border--and crossing the line.

M1 of rap duo DEAD PREZ was in Washington yesterday as part of the Hip Hop Caucus' effort to raise awareness for Hate Crimes and Police Brutality--which is actually the same issue.

Republican presendential contender John McCain wants to allow prescription drugs in from Canada. Maybe McCain is just tired of slipping across the border for his own meds.

A collection of about 1,000 rare coins were sold for $30 million to an anonymous buyer. The coins have never-seen-before designs on them including one of Lincoln slapping a slave.

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